Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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