all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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