I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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