I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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