My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
