He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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