I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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