it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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