I am puke
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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