I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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