I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Randomize
