You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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