What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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