Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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