they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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