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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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