Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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