Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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