i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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