guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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