she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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