i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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