let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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