jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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