can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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