My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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