Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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