So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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