I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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