this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it's like heaven, but drunker
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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