Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So squirting runs in the family.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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