Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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