just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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