WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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