worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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