everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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