He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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