He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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