you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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