Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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