it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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