NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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