google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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