My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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