just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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