in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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