12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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