their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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