dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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