whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
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you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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