ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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