i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm passing your future prison.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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