Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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