I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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