she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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