You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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